70684713_10162139392185332_7119330943671730176_ohi, hello, nice to meet you. i’m rachel sharkey, and you’re you.

i’m curious about people, confused about short-sleeved sweaters, obsessed with my wife, into smokey scotch, and adjusting to some bangs i got recently. i strategize stuff for a living and think dogs are always up for the loving.

i also recently searched “feminist bath mat” and i think that says a lot about me.